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dandringle: FUNNY OR DIE CONTEST Dan Dringle is now on FunnyOrDie.com.   Be one of the first to “LIKE” and comment on Dan’s page and win a $10 Gift Certificate to TGIFriday’s so you can go take your girl out to a nice restaurant.   Treat her right.  Buy her a Friday’s Pink Punk Cosmo and make her feel special.  Even though she’s not. Make her feel loved even though she’s not. Make her feel like romance is something that really exists and not something she just dreamed of as a little girl and that she’s more than just battered gaping holes of pig meat meant to be used up and filled with the evil that all men make and do.   Even though she’s not. Winner picked tomorrow so “like” and reblog away.   Good luck.

dandringle:

FUNNY OR DIE CONTEST

Dan Dringle is now on FunnyOrDie.com.  

Be one of the first to “LIKE” and comment on Dan’s page and win a $10 Gift Certificate to TGIFriday’s so you can go take your girl out to a nice restaurant.  

Treat her right.  Buy her a Friday’s Pink Punk Cosmo and make her feel special.  Even though she’s not.

Make her feel loved even though she’s not.

Make her feel like romance is something that really exists and not something she just dreamed of as a little girl and that she’s more than just battered gaping holes of pig meat meant to be used up and filled with the evil that all men make and do.  

Even though she’s not.

Winner picked tomorrow so “like” and reblog away.  

Good luck.

(via adamgreenwoodblog)

5 months ago

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