1. Saying “homoerotic” in a nasal British voice (whilst trilling the ‘r’)
2. My biweekly dry brush sesh
3. Pretending a reptile lives behind my eyes and tries to take over my facial expressions every once and a while
4. Seeing girls who don’t think they’re pretty quietly think they’re pretty
5. Running my tongue along the bottom of my canine teeth while imagining them sinking into the neck of several vile politicians
7. Chillin’
6. Fuckin’ shit up
